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15.06.2025 18:16

Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
Just Forget it!
No way
Still no good
Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?